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Oh, I'm sorry. All the newspapers are sold out due to exclusive, groundbreaking news. If it's any consolation, would you like to see the article that I scrapped this morning?

[Maple Herald]
Santa is NOT coming to our town this year
It's been revealed that Santa Claus has no plans to come to Maple World this year. Apparently, Santa Claus has been greatly disappointed with Maplers for not believing in him. It will certainly be a huge loss to Maple Community.
-Senior Journalist A.Y, Maple Herald-

Wow! What sad news, isn't it? A lot of reporters are trying to get a hold of Rooney regarding this article. Oh, you don't know? Rooney is the go-to source regarding all things Happyville. Anyways, I apologize for not being able to provide you with a newspaper today. Please stop by next time!

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Merry Christmas!