This is too hard, don't you agree...?

1. Huh...? What are you talking about?

What do you mean? 'Necki vs Apple' of course?
Oh, you're a foreigner, you probably don't know it, do you... Everyone here loves it, it's just the best video game ever created!

1. Ah, that sounds amazing... I guess?

Yeah... Well, it would. If only the balance was right. The player is too weak, and the controls are lackluster... I've been stuck on the second level for two weeks...

1. (You decide not to suggest a skill issue diagnosis.) I see... Maybe you should contact the designers about this.

I have a better idea. Why don't you help me design a better system? It's gonna be easy, I just need some materials from you!

Great! Now, we want to improve the player strength, and the character controls.
Why don't you go and fetch me 100 Toy Trojan Swords and 100 Plane Controllers? I'm sure you will find them among the monsters in the Ludibrium Terrace and in the Eos Tower.
I will be waiting here.

My bad, I thought you cared about the player experience...

You got them all, great!

Thank you for your help. I will use these to design a better player experience.