No one knows what's inside this Hanukkah Present Box. Would you like to find out for yourself?

I shall open the box for you. You will be blessed with an item that should fit your need.

You shall know that this box has an expiration date, and it should be opened before then. Please reconsider.

Here it is. Hope you like it.

The item(s) you have received shall help thee on thy journey down the road. Happy Hanukkah, and Happy New Year!