Yeah, you heard me right, I hate Easter. I come from a long line of Easter Bunny's, but I'm not down with all that painting and scavenger hunting nonsense.
Don't get me wrong. I did my time at Easter Bunny School, but they told me I don't have painting skills. I got skillz... graffiti skillz that is!

Besides, you think I want to walk around all night climbing trees and looking for bushes to plant some stupid boiled eggs. Hells no! You should join my crew and take down Easter. If you do, I'll hook you up.

Good. My cousin is an Easter Bunny and he's been planting eggs all week long. What's worse is that his buddy has been giving away Easter Baskets. Get me 10 Yellow Easter Eggs and 1 Easter Basket and I'll give you something worth your while!

You just wasted my breath. Get lost!

I see that you have the Easter Basket and the 10 Yellow Easter Eggs like I asked you to get. I'm sure it was a piece of cake for you to get all those.

My posse and I will be putting these to good use, if you know what I mean. Oh yeah...I always pay my debts on time. Talk to me later and we'll do it again.